You can write to me, but it takes forever to reach me, and the postman has been complaining lately about getting his feet wet making the deliveries.

You can send messages in a bottle, though I am not sure when I would pick them up, probably a day or two before the Royal Mail would have delivered the same.

 

         BT have cut me off - they said the 'curly' lead wasn't long enough!

 

       Mmmm,  keep sending the carrier pigeons - they are quite tasty in pies.

 

       OR....you can send an e-mail to me at ian04405@outlook.com

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